He's everyone's best loved criminal and one of the most notorious, toughest individuals on the planet. Mark Brandon 'Chopper' Read has kept his fans enthralled with his hilarious observations on the underworld crime scene and his turbulent and violent lifestyle. Now, for the first time, you can read some of his best pearls of wisdom, or 'chopperisms'. This hilarious collection of quotes from the best-selling Chopper series covers his thoughts ...
Mark Brandon Read - Chopper to his friends and enemies - has become a cult figure across the world. An underworld executioner and notorious criminal, when Chopper was first released from prison he vowed never to return. He became a bizarre celebrity as his autobiography became a bestseller.
In this the fourth installment of his prison memoirs, self-confessed vigilante and killer Mark Brandon "Chopper" Read reveals all about life inside from fist-fighting to fan mail, from gun law to gang welfare, from prison screws to prison food. Nothing escapes his razor-sharp observations and humor in the book so scandalous that prison authorities tried to ban it.
Mark Brandon Read, geboren in gewelddadig gezin, zat jarenlang in opvangtehuizen waar hij zware kalmeringsmiddelen en shocktherapie kreeg toegediend. Read - beter bekend als 'Chopper' (Knipper) - groeide op tot een gewelddadig persoon. Tot zijn wapenarsenaal behoorden ijzeren staven, handbijlen en tuinscharen.
Reads slachtoffers waren echter geen onschuldige burgers. Hij was er trots op nooit een burger te hebben verwond. Read richtte zich o...
Everyone's best loved criminal and one of the most notorious, toughest individuals on the planet - Mark Brandon 'Chopper' Read presents his hilarious observations on the underworld crime scene and also on his turbulent and violent lifestyle.
Mark Brandon Read, known to most as Chopper, just can't escape his lifestyle as Australia's most deadly criminal. His fearsome reputation precedes him and he has a famous underworld status. This is the fifth installment of his tales. Here, he hilariously recalls stories of crimes, hitmen, drug syndicates and gang wars.
If you don't know Chopper by now then where on earth have you been hiding? Since the movie of his life and the eight bestselling books that followed, he's been shocking and amusing his fans in all corners of the globe. Now he's back, with another of his intriguing blends of fact and fiction - 'Pulp Faction' as he calls it - in this, his ninth book. Based on his extensive experience in the underworld, these hilarious tales of violence allow Cho...
Presents a collection of shocking exploits. The author tells of his tales of violence and murder with a black humour that has made him one of the most popular criminal. He discusses his notorious life as one of the toughest criminals on the planet. He gives us his insights on the 'psychology of fear' that rules the criminal lifestyle.
I met a bloke who was always paranoid that he was going to be murdered - so I shot him.' If you don't know Chopper by now, then where on earth have you been hiding? Since the movie of his life and the bestselling series of books that followed, he's been shocking and amusing his fans the world over. Now he's back with another of his fascinating blends of fact and fiction - 'Pulp Faction' as he calls it - in this, his eighth book. Based on his e...
People get killed, generally speaking, because they're idiots and they bloody well deserve it, they need killing and their time has come and they get killed, because, um, well, they've been putting holes in their manners and they've been getting away with it and, you know, they've done it one too many times and they get shot!' - Chopper
Bullied at school, and growing up dreaming of revenge, Mark 'Chopper' Read determined to be the toughest in any company. He became a crime commando who terrorised drug dealers, pimps, thieves and armed robbers on the streets and in jail - but boasts never to have hurt an innocent member of the public. This work presents his story.
Mark Brandon Read tells of how he terrorised drug dealers, pimps, thieves and armed robbers but never harmed an innocent member of the public. 16pp illus.
Mark Brandon Read has earned a reputation for violence and is known by friends and enemies alike as "Chopper". Here, he reveals stories from the underworld, bringing his humour and sharp eye to bear on prison life, brutality, corruption and the warped code of the values of the criminal fraternity.
